Atascadero, CA – In their continuing effort to raise awareness, the Association Of Long Term Sun Watchers announced today that the sun will continue to produce light and energy for only 5 Billion more years.
“We feel the Sun is taken for granted.” Said Tina Flanburger of the AOLTSW “It produces 174 quadrillion watts of solar power every day, but we will only be able to use that solar energy for the next 1 Billion years or so. Time is short.”
Senior White House officials were unavailable to comment on this looming danger.
